I know I'm overexposed, but for some reason, Panera in Glendale seemed especially creeptastic today. Mostly, it was the music. The jazz seems to meander endlessly, with no discernible start or finish to the pieces. The architecture is likewise formless. Being there for perhaps the first time without a laptop (which is on the fritz), as a solo diner, I didn't know where to direct my attention other than trying to analyze the bizarre wall decorations. Rather like a Starbucks, the environment is designed to be consumed in a two-minute burst while grabbing and going. If you stay and soak it in for half an hour, it's oddly disjointed. Even if I were grabbing and going, I'd notice some odd design quirks--if there for the first time, when I walked in, I wouldn't know where to go to place my order. A good space to contrast it with is City Market in Shorewood. That's a space that makes sense: when you walk in, Boom! You walk straight to the register to place your order. You then have your choice of two sides of the restaurant at which to sit (I wonder if it has been around long enough to have had a smoking section). Of course, once seated, you run the risk of dining
within earshot of a group of people discussing grout--but that's another story!