Gentlemen, are you looking for a way to increase your stamina so you'll have more time and energy to attract shallow, witless gals while simultaneously making smart, savvy women scatter in terror? Well rejoice, because the omnipresent beverage corp known as Coca-Cola has got exactly what you're seeking: Full Throttle Coffee!
Combining Colombian Arabica coffee and Coke's Full Throttle energy drink, it should be just the thing to narrow down your mating choices to the lowest common denominator. And, as an added bonus, the brand will take over the title sponsorship of the National Hot Rod Association's professional drag racing series next year--gods be praised!
Lest you think that I unfairly direct this post at you males of the species, Coke's official press release makes it perfectly clear who its marketing target is, as witnessed by this seemingly innocuous statement via Rafael Acevedo, Senior Brand Manager of Energy Drinks in Coca-Cola North America: "Guys are increasingly looking for great-tasting beverage options that will give them the extra 'kick' they need to conquer their day." Conquer their day indeed.
Link (via Coffee Talk and SmartBrief)