A/C blasting at noon, heat on at night. The 99% and the 1%. "Our church photographer will be taking pictures of smiling people outside after the service this morning." (Never mind the image of a guy being *tortured to death* that appears up there by the altar.) Someone with a $100,000 college education going out to a restaurant to eat a $5 grilled cheese sandwich. Life's absurd, amusing and outrageous ironies and contradictions are on my mind tonight. I was trying to think of an apt sniglet-type term for the time of year when we blast the A/C in our cars at lunchtime and crank the heat at night. The dial-i-stice?